Cream Pie Guys

Freetour offers: Creampies aren't just for the ladies. As a man you can get one too as long as you let a dude ass fuck you without a condom. Creampie Guys offers you downloadable videos of such action, as you'll see detailed on the tour. There are pictures from the most recent updates there; seven from each scene to be exact. Most of the images are small and serve merely to establish what kind of content you'll be seeing inside. They also promise high definition content at 1280x720. The only thing the tour is lacking is video previews.

General impression: When they show picture after picture of a hot cum leaking from a guy's asshole I can't help but get excited. First the site features bareback sex, which is hot on its own. Then they throw in the internal cumshot and I'm sold. I'd sign up for a membership in a flash, even if the site wasn't in HD. The fact that they offer high definition videos is a tasty gravy on top of this lovely concoction. Let's see what kind of magic they're working on the inside.

Bravo's opinion:  Who's up for some ass filling action? Pull up a chair, pop some popcorn and let's check out what kind of content they've prepared for us at Creampie Guys. The member's main page is mostly dedicated to all the other things that come with your membership, so be sure to come back to it after you've had your fill of anal cumshots. As it turns out that probably won't take very long because the site only offers 16 episodes. Each is about 20 minutes long and offers a wealth of cocksucking and ass fucking action, but it seems like they should have done more.

The last content addition was nearly four months ago and the site was actively updated for only a few months. That makes me think it was built as a gateway to the greater network of content that comes free with your membership. If that's the case I don't really begrudge them; there's a ton of bonus content that we'll talk about later. Also, they managed to produce sixteen top quality scenes so there's no reason to crap on their efforts. Let's get into the nitty gritty details.

Each scene comes with a picture gallery and a downloadable video in several resolutions. The pictures are medium resolution digital shots; there are no crappy screen captures muddying your experience. I recommend you fire up a download and then check out the pictures while you're waiting for the video to settle into your hard drive. Most scenes have nearly 200 shots so there are plenty to enjoy. They tend to get a little repetitive – showing the same basic shot over and over again with only minor changes – but you can blow past the repeats.

It's the videos that provide the most bang for your buck at Creampie Guys. If you want your porn now, without waiting, then you should use the streaming video player. The clips load almost instantly and you can fast forward with ease. If you just want to see the anal cumshot then flip all the way to the end. If you appreciate quality then you should take your time and download one of the videos. I recommend the high definition video but they also offer an AVI and a WMV in lower resolutions (576x432 and 480x360 respectively). If you're the proud owner of an iPod or a PSP and you want to load it up with some gay porn then grab the portable version. Just don't take it on an airplane.

When I first saw the tour for Creampie Guys I thought that the anal creampies might have been faked. The cum in the pictures didn't look real, like it was made from flour and water. It's entirely possible that they have to fake it for the pictures, but it's totally real on the videos. In each scene one of the guys is the recipient of the fucking and his partner bangs his ass hard until he cums. Strangely, there's very little fanfare when it happens. You'd think the guy would be grunting or yelling about how he's going to cum, but it sort of happens and then the guy pulls out rapidly so we can see the semen leaking.

I may be alone in this, but my favorite part of each creampie scene is when we get to see the jizz leak out of the guy's asshole. He's just been fucked for a solid 8-10 minutes and he's usually on his hands and knees. The camera pushes in tight on his ass and for a few seconds we can't really see anything other than the few spatters that were still stuck on the guy's dick when he pulled out. Then we see the sphincter move and a stream of sticky white stuff comes pouring out. It's a deluge of semen and it usually runs down his crack and over his balls. I just love it when it coats the nutsack.

So the sixteen scenes at Creampie Guys are good. They probably border on great, depending on how much creampie porn you've seen. The problem is there are so few of them and they're never going to update. The folks behind this site aren't idiots; they know that you want more porn and that's why they've provided a wealth of bonus content. First there are 22 bonus gay sites, some of which have original content and some of which are leased feeds. Even more impressive than the bonus sites is the downloadable DVDs. There are 161 full DVDs and 663 scenes contained on them and each has a home on your hard drive for the rest of time.